Monday, January 19, 2009

Paul Blart #1 at Box Office: Hollywood Movies Continue to Grow Dumber

How can you let this happen god? I mean, superman!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop was number in the box office this weekend.

What happened? Did a bunch of teenagers drag their friends and parents to this movie?

Or is the movie going public really interested in a mall security guard who is so lazy that he has to use a Segway scooter?

Whatever.  The movie made $34 million dollars in its opening weekend, which in Hollywood-speak, the movie is successful enough.  Oy vey, they are probably hatching up a sequel as we speak.

The movie is rated PG and stars King of Queen star, Kevin James. Hmm…maybe he has a cult following?

If I was at the movie theatre this weekend with my brain dead friends and smiley family, given a choice between a barking hounds in a movie called Grand Torino and those dogs, or watch this movie, I’d probably risk looking like a nerd and go to a fart joke movie.


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